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weidemannia

In the beginning, the weidemannian overlords required the creation of a symbol to represent its products. And it was created. And it was good. Proudly display the weidemannian brand everywhere you go.

Epiclectic's Vintage Vinyl

EPICLECTIC'S VINTAGE VINYL exists for EVERYONE who owned a vinyl record, and enjoyed the album cover artwork - maybe even more than the music. What better way to say you care, than to purchase a piece of "Hi-Fi Kid" merchandise to let people know you love vinyl.

weidemannian time peace

In the interest of defying tradition, the weidemannian overlords decided they would be one step ahead of their enemies by adopting the highly revolutionary "indexed" clock design. This classic design incorporates one of the first weidemannian logo designs.

Life Work Balance

If you are serious about making a change, then demonstrate your commitment by parting with a few dollars in exchange for a token of your new outlook on life. Show it off proudly and your family and friends will be proud of you. Remember. It is up to you. Choose balance in your life.

KMAOL

There are a lot of people that feel America Online is as wholesome hot dots, apple pie and Chevrolet. However, there are others that may not have such an elevated opinion of the service. Go ahead and let strangers know that you would like AOL to place its lips on your nether region, if you have a real juvenile sense of humor.

psychoGIRL

Either YOU KNOW ONE (and this would make a perfect gift) - or - YOU ARE ONE. 

Flyboy Bodycloth

Sometimes you are the windshield. Sometimes you are the bug. Sometimes you would like to wear something that gets people's attention, and compels them to ask you what kind of idiot would wear a stupid looking cartoon head on their t-shirt. To which you reply "F You"!

psychoLOGIC BCNetwork

By purchasing an item, you signify your desire to become a lifetime associate of this network of esteemed professional business consultants.  In turn, you are entitled to all of the benefits and rewards bestowed upon members of the group. --- Register your friends and colleagues! Growing together in spirit, we each become stronger!

Copy Punch Bind 24.7.365

The ONLY authorized location for the purchase of corporate-sponsored, branded merchandise for the employees and management of the CopyPunchBind 24.7.365 printing shops. (Employment is not a prerequisite for purchase.)

Snubbed by Sancho

Discovered in 1908, deep in the ruins of a remote, Mexican outpost, the phrase "snubbed by Sancho" was found repeatedly inscribed on the walls of what appeared to be a primitive restaurant. Judging from the discards found in further excavations, it seems fish tacos were quite popular with this previously unknown group of wahoos.

annoying garments

Create emotional demand for a line of products by simply creating a graphic design that can be applied to clothing, stickers, bumperstickers, surfboards, skateboards, condoms, whatever; and then employe guerilla distributors to place them in the most obscure places they can find. Get started here!

mottmaniac

High-quality image of an actual California license plate autographed by Ian Hunter, seminal member of Mott the Hoople.  Signed "Ian Hunter 2002"